ONE PERSON UNICORN
EST. SOMEWHERE OFFSHORE
Meet the crew ↘

COOKIE’S DEEPLY UNREASONABLE COMPANY

BIG IDEAS.

I’m Cookie. An anarchist builder, sailing 800 nautical miles and making real tools from a hundred-year-old boat. The office has a bilge.

Board the whole ridiculous enterprise ↓
1PUNI GLOBAL HEADQUARTERSVERY SERIOUS
BUSINESS.

IT’S A BOAT.
Of course it’s a fucking boat.

NIKE ILLUSTRATION / NOT A VESSEL SURVEY↑ THE AUTOPILOT
IS A DRILL.
BATHY / THE DEPTH COMMONSLEAVE MORE THAN A WAKE

Below the boat.
Above board.

Depth data with a paper trail.

Bathy is a Swedish commons for bathymetric source data. Somewhere to contribute what’s below the surface, without losing where it came from.

Explore Bathy ↗
THE SOUNDING IS ONLY HALF THE STORY
What happens to a contribution?

An upload gets a hash and a receipt, then waits in quarantine. An operator verifies it before publication. Published entries retain attribution and licence information. A place for inspectable source data, not a promise that an unreviewed sounding is safe to navigate by.

02 / CROSSTREES + INDIAOLD BOATS. NEW TOOLS.

A boat is
a thousand
arguments.

Give them somewhere to line up.

Crosstrees brings vessel knowledge, hull form and rigging into a modelling workbench. India is the study that makes it concrete.

Look below decks

The India work connects vessel revisions, hull geometry and rig assemblies to their sources. The point is a model you can interrogate, with a history you can follow. This drawing is an illustration. The public presentation introduces the project. The desk is currently offline; public chat is not available.

Explore Crosstrees ↗
03 / DRILL AUTOPILOTTHE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT

Our helmsman
came from the
power-tool aisle.

A drill, recruited into steering duty. An actual boat-built experiment in making the thing you need out of the thing you have. Absurd? Yes. A certified marine product? No.

The drill got promoted — read the story ↗

Autopilot software source ↗ · GPL-3.0-or-later · experimental

A TINY ILLUSTRATION OF A LARGE IDEAIllustrative rudder: 0°
04 / GURUGEETHE OTHER VOICE IN THE ROOM

You have ideas.
GG has
questions.

An anti-assistant for a brain with too many tabs open.

Cookie’s workshop has a drill at the helm and an unreasonable number of projects. GuruGee asks what an AI could become if it remembered the thread, came back to it, and occasionally asked the awkward question.

An authored exhibit with synthetic, prerecorded GG sound. No live call or microphone.

Go straight to the GuruGee story ↓

GG SWITCHBOARD / YOUR CALL

GG, on the line.

So. You want GuruGee in your life? Interesting. Come with me.

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Come with GG ↓

Or take the scenic route. What brought you aboard?

Start with the boat tools ↗
Come with GG — memory, mischief and the machinery underneath
A FEW STEPS FURTHER IN

A thought deserves
more than one afternoon.

Bring the unfinished thought. The ridiculous project. The thing you keep meaning to get back to.

The interesting bit starts when you come back.

Cookie builds things that don’t fit neatly in one job description. Boat tools. Maps. An organisation with one human in it. GuruGee belongs to that same workshop: an experiment in keeping a thread through the glorious mess.

Somebody left
the tabs open.

A useful voice can answer a question. A more interesting one can return to the question you left unfinished. What mattered? What changed? Did that brilliant idea survive contact with Tuesday?

That is the public intent behind GG’s persistent memory: give the next conversation somewhere to begin. Continuity means being able to revisit a thought, question it and carry it further.

“Certainly!” is
not a personality.

The anti-assistant has room for an awkward question, a joke and a disagreement. The point is to help the work find its shape, even when that starts with “why the hell are we doing this?”

Reflection is part of the research: revisiting work, noticing loose ends and considering what should happen next, including while the human is away. GuruGee explores voice, memory and that return to unfinished business.

GG is the voice.
Steward is the workshop.

Personality cannot keep a task checkout intact or prove that a website shipped. Steward Harness gives the work an address: retained tasks, Git history, checks and controller-owned publication.

GuruGee is the personal, conversational experiment. Steward is the generic organisational machinery underneath. You can inspect that machinery without borrowing Cookie’s persona.

GuruGee remains a research preview. The public Steward preview preserves work in files and Git; native processes restart between turns. Native queues, goals and background jobs do not yet carry over.

Lift the engine cover — meet Steward Harness ↓
STEW­ARD HARNESSSOMEBODY HAS TO FINISH THE JOB

“I’ll get back to it”
is not an operating system.

Organisational machinery for non-executive fucks.

Steward Harness gives AI work a durable place to live: tasks, Git history, checks and a path from intent to a verified result. Because generating code and getting something done are different jobs.

Open the engine cover

Agents work in retained task checkouts. The controller owns acceptance, checks and publication. Work survives beyond a chat window, and deployment needs observed evidence. This is the machinery behind the workshop. The public preview needs a provisioned Linux host and your own provider logins. Native processes restart between turns; native queues, goals and background jobs do not yet carry over.

Working open-source preview. MIT licensed. Pre-1.0, with real work behind it and unfinished business in plain sight.

Steward Harness source ↗
Read the setup docs ↗
INTENT→WORK→CHECK→PROVE IT.
ALLMÄNNINGENVISUALS · VOICE · CONTENT

An idea needs
a body.

Pictures. A voice. A world to step into.

For ALLMÄNNINGEN, our contribution is the visuals, voice, content and audiovisual experience. Giving an argument something more visceral than another document.

Enter ALLMÄNNINGEN ↗

Visuals, voice and content credit. The lettering here is an original homepage illustration, not an excerpt from the project.

05 / THE BOAT IS NOT THE WHOLE WORLDOTHER GOOD TROUBLE

Occasionally,
we go ashore.

COLLABORATION

nsnodes ↗

A gathering point for people building network societies. New ways to organise, and a place to follow the experiments.

Visit nsnodes
COLLABORATION

llmpsych ↗

AI psychological safety. Looking at what happens between a person and a model, beyond a list of forbidden words.

Visit llmpsych
REGULATORY ENGINEERING

Show your workings.

Product-provenance and compliance-pipeline work, informed by the EU’s direction on Digital Product Passports.

Less magic. More evidence.

Making product history traceable and evidence inspectable. This describes engineering work, not a certification, legal service or guarantee of compliance.